The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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