I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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