plz talk dirty to me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
