The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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