At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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