He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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