I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Christians are straight up FREAKS
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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