That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
worst night to have a conscience
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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