She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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