Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
