i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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