yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You may now shotgun with the bride
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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