I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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