I feel like abortions should bother me more
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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