I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
be right there i have to get my cape
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
