sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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