____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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