I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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