I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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