NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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