even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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