What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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