I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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