i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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