i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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