i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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