What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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