i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I can't turn off my feet"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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