Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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