He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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