Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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