he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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