I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
