david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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