never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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