we're blogging at a bar
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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