i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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