That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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