I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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