Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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