I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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