Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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