i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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