i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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