Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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