i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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