i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
this just has baby written all over it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
