I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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