So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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