he puts the penis in happiness.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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