I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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