goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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