The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize