Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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