dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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