I wish I could punch you in the face.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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