Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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