I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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