doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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